Surprise

One beautiful evening
6 close friends and their families
Lots of food
Droolicious cake
Thrilled and terribly surprised wife
'See, I got you with a surprise party" look on the husband's face
and
that is our HaPpY bIrThDaY story for 2014

Many happy returns to us darling

Donut ( IHS)

SHE: "P" & "S" just called, they are dropping by in 15 minutes.Could you quickly drive to the grocery store and get some snacks?

HE: Yeah sure.What should I get?

SHE: I don't know, something spicy, something sweet

After 15 minutes,

SHE: Hey, what did you manage to get?

HE: Chips and ....

SHE: What?

HE: The sweet bun with a hole with chocolate on top

SHE: Do you mean a donut?

HE: Yeah...

SHE: &&%%##***????

No joy is greater

than coming home and being able to use your own potty seat.Haha!
After 4 days of staying at a hotel, I am H.O.M.E.
Now I can soak myself in rice and sambar and yogurt,go off to lala land in my bed.

I am silly...

We sit at the Bartell's to get our flu shots.I get mine first and now its your turn.You roll up your sleeves to take up the shot in your left arm.I urge you to not look at the needle and focus on me.I keep talking, insisting you to look at me and keep talking to me.You nod your head,coyly smile and take up the shot. But my eyes well up as the needle pokes through your arm- and all this in a split second.

How can I ever forget

to write a post on the very special fact that brought us together in life?

Happy Birthday to us my darling

Trash day

SHE: Its Wednesday, could you clear the trash and leave the garbage cans on the driveway?

HE: mmm..ok in about 15 mins

The job gets done after the 4th 15 minutes slot

HE: Comes in sighing

SHE:You only cleared the trash, you did not clean the whole house

HE: ??%%$$##@@???

Baap of forgetfulness

TH takes the car to office
commutes back home by bus
more than halfway through realises
he has the car parked in the office building

Gotta love TH!

Biriyani

We eat out-I order channa batura and you biriyani.I rave about the biriyani after I taste from your plate and you nod your head in agreement.I talk about the biriyani atleast a dozen times and you did not seem to have an issue with things being repeated.We pack the left overs-one batura and 3 spoonfuls of biriyani home and Iask you if you will take them for lunch tomorrow so I don't need to cook, you say yes.
I come down after 9 in the morning the next day and you are already gone to work.I open the refrigerator to make sure you remembered to take your lunch and I notice the small biriyani box in the corner of a shelf.I smile, take the box out, warm it and eat it.I know the lunch wouldn't have been sufficient for you with just one batura, but this love of yours for me is sufficient to last a lifetime.

A knock on the bathroom door

I was singing inside the bathroom as I was getting ready to head outside.Suddenly, a knock on the door

Me:Who is it?

TH: Its me..are you ok? Why are you crying?

Me: I wasn't crying, I was singing..my voice cracked a little bit

TH:??&&%%@@@???

In the history of 20 odd years

I did something that I have never E.V.E.R done in all these years
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I had salad for lunch!