A little help ( IHS)

SHE: Can you help me with some household chores for this month? I will be late from work and it would be nice if I get some help.

HE: Ya sure darling, am here to help.What is it that you want me to do?

SHE:Clean the house, wash the vessels, fold the laundry,cook and keep the food in casserole and ya, cut the veggies for the next morning.

HE: ???^^%%$$@@####

How to make the most of a IPL telecast?

Sleep with your laptop next to you to wake up on time

Morning abltuions can wait

And if they cant wait- carry the laptop to the bathroom

Dressing up done in front of the laptop and not infront of the mirror

Breakfast and lunch are all packed to go

You dont even realise if you are wearing the same colour socks

Irrespective of getting all ready, you leave only when theres a commercial break

Cricket does make you do crazy things

Price of afternoon nap

Sink full of dishes

Loads of laundry to be done

Bath can wait

Blogging..errr..when was the last post?

Grocery-oh we could eat out for dinner

Vacuum-one more day of dirty rooms,thats ok

Dishwasher to be unloaded

Other errands to run-they can wait

aaahhh this afternoon nap is simply priceless!

Why don't you blog?

HE: Looks like you are not blogging regularly these days

SHE: mm..yeah kinda

HE: Why is that? You like to blog and you should stick to it.

SHE:I like to, but I don't get enough to write about.

HE: What do you mean?You can write about anything,even me as you always do

SHE: Ya seriously..I do write a lot about you..my life revolves around you..but you haven't been goofing up lately, so I go no subject matter to talk about.

HE:??&&^^%%$$##@@@@???

Just when I thought

-everything was going well

-I was sticking to my goal

-I had my temptations under control

-skim milk and raisin bran would fill my day

-swimming and treadmill would do the trick

A dear friend came home with this on our anniversary.

I quit big time !

Its our 2nd !!!

The first of anything is always special..but the 2nd is even more special..The first year took a while, but the 2nd, went in a jiffy.As much as I soaked in the feelings of being togther,it all went by way too fast.Time flies is more than a cliche!

I prefer romance, you prefer action

I love scenery, you cant get a hang of it

I can go on and on about the differences..but there have been numerous times when I say something and you nod your head saying you were just thinking of the same.8 years of knowing you, nothing has changed one bit.You still walk over things that are lying on the floor,you leave your clothes piling up.But you always like to lsiten to me, my needs and wants,you love growing in our relationship.You are so perfect for me.Its only with you I can be myself.Its only with you, I can call names about anyone , even you and yet be so normal.

Many a times, I choose the channel on TV that we will watch, I choose the house we live in,I might not give you the tv remote all the time,I might undercook the veggies, I might shoot up the telephone bills..but

I know my heart will always feel

one love real

that love of yours

the one that only soars

Weeks and years will roll by

love will be the same between you and I

Happy anniversary dahling

Vacuum

She hearing the sound of a vacuum cleaner, wakes up.

SHE:Hey, what are you doing so early in the morning?

HE: I am vacuumming

SHE: Why? and that too at this hour?

HE: I didnt get much sleep, plus thought I would help you clean the home.

SHE:Wow...wait..I smell coffee ..So this is why you are cleaning up.You spilled the coffee and thought of cleaning it all before I wake up.

HE:Errr..am sorry

SHE:Thats ok honey,shampoo the carpet before cleaning and dont forget to vacuum the bedrooms too.I gotta go shopping

HE: ^^%%$$##@@(????

In which I ignored TH

TH hates anything thats organised..

paper work- clutter clutter everywhere

coats- not in hanger

plates-dont even get to the kitchen sink

and the list goes on.

Just as we were walking tinto the gym,I turned to wave at TH to tell him I am off into the womens' changing room when I noticed he was wearing the most wrinkled, straight from the dryer pant with a contrasting t shirt and finally a leather jacket-you get the scene right?

I walked front, he walked behind,I pretended I did not know him at all!

I love Sundays

simply for the reason that I can sleep for long hours and be treated to a yummy and sumptuous breakfast by TH

Best things about winter

Winter is the most dreaded season here.Come winter, you dont see any activity around, no one goes out much..so on so forth.But I love winter for many reasons

1.You dont sweat, and you dont stink
2.No one knows whether you took bath or not, anyways, you donot stink.hence its purely optional to take a bath.
3.Sweaters and jackets are always on, you could as well go out in your Pjs or may be the very minimal clothes
4.Its a good excuse to indulge in some yummy deep fried snacks- who cares about the calorie count!
5.Be as lazy as you can and blame it on the lousy weather.

But..but..am good .These dont apply to me :)