Friday, April 30, 2010

A little help ( IHS)

SHE: Can you help me with some household chores for this month? I will be late from work and it would be nice if I get some help.

HE: Ya sure darling, am here to help.What is it that you want me to do?

SHE:Clean the house, wash the vessels, fold the laundry,cook and keep the food in casserole and ya, cut the veggies for the next morning.

HE: ???^^%%$$@@####

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

How to make the most of a IPL telecast?

Sleep with your laptop next to you to wake up on time
Morning abltuions can wait
And if they cant wait- carry the laptop to the bathroom
Dressing up done in front of the laptop and not infront of the mirror
Breakfast and lunch are all packed to go
You dont even realise if you are wearing the same colour socks
Irrespective of getting all ready, you leave only when theres a commercial break

Cricket does make you do crazy things