New cook (IHS)

HE:I thought the new cook will start her job today.Where is she?

SHE: Oh she came, we talked.I felt she talks too much.My gut feeling told me not to go ahead with her,so I decided to let go of her

HE:Really?Even you talk too much, didn't I marry you?

SHE:%$$##@@????

Oh what joy

in sending the little one to my mom in next room and sleeping for that extra 10 mins
in not having to make breakfast and just help yourself to piping hot idli/dosa

Loving it!