Baap of forgetfulness

TH takes the car to office
commutes back home by bus
more than halfway through realises
he has the car parked in the office building

Gotta love TH!

Biriyani

We eat out-I order channa batura and you biriyani.I rave about the biriyani after I taste from your plate and you nod your head in agreement.I talk about the biriyani atleast a dozen times and you did not seem to have an issue with things being repeated.We pack the left overs-one batura and 3 spoonfuls of biriyani home and Iask you if you will take them for lunch tomorrow so I don't need to cook, you say yes.
I come down after 9 in the morning the next day and you are already gone to work.I open the refrigerator to make sure you remembered to take your lunch and I notice the small biriyani box in the corner of a shelf.I smile, take the box out, warm it and eat it.I know the lunch wouldn't have been sufficient for you with just one batura, but this love of yours for me is sufficient to last a lifetime.

A knock on the bathroom door

I was singing inside the bathroom as I was getting ready to head outside.Suddenly, a knock on the door

Me:Who is it?

TH: Its me..are you ok? Why are you crying?

Me: I wasn't crying, I was singing..my voice cracked a little bit

TH:??&&%%@@@???