What do you do

with a husband who goes to work by car, but forgets that he drove the car to office and comes back home in a bus and realises that he indeed drove the car to office?

What do you have to say about the couple who take a bus to reach office parking garage and come back home in the car?

Wait, if you thought this is funny.

The wife has to go somewhere and asks the husband to lock the door when he leaves for work.The husband nods as usual.The wife comes back after a few hours and is shocked beyond words to see that the door is locked but the key is hanging on the keyhole.

God, please hear me out, I have just one wish, make sure TH doesnt E.V.E.R forget me.