A new trend

TH has a dedicated closet for his clothes and inspite of that, I often see him wearing the same shirt/ t shirt.Needless to say, I keep telling him to rotate between all the shirts/ t shirts.As if he listens!When I sat down thinking what could be done about this, I thought how about a burqa for men?Not bad I say...It serves a lot of purposes.

1.Most importantly, no one knows what shirt/ t shirt you are wearing inside..leave alone if you are wearing any dress at all.

2.I dont have to nag him saying you just wore this shirt last week

3.Shaving can wait for months..who cares?

4.And if the wife is non stop talking , you can conveniently move away pretending not knowing who you are talking to, but the wife will make you listen anyhow!

5.No worries about greying hair

6.The not- so hot men can wear a burqa and pretend to be hot men

7. No pressure to work out, your pot belly can be hidden inside a burqa

Bah! looks like I can seriously start this with the TH.

How to cook?

HE: I am hungry, wats for dinner?

SHE: What do you want? Idli? Dosa? Chappathi? Pasta?

HE: Do you know how to make them?

SHE: Oh comeon, what do you mean?

HE:You always have the laptop open and check the recipes, so was wondering if you would do the same for this one too.

SHE: &^^%%@@##$$$????

That day- a short story

Its not going good for him so far.His wife fought with him the previous night.She even hinted at going back to her parents place.Then as the day dawned,he got ready to goto office.His car broke down on the way.He was already late for work.He managed to reach office an hour late, only to be called in by his superior.He was told that he lost his job due to cost cutting.Just as he gathered his mind and left office,he waited for the bus.His ill luck continued to follow him as there was a major accident on the road and traffic was shut down.He decided to walk back home. A day cannot be so bad without a reason- he thought. As he reachd home and opened the door, he collected the day's posts.One of which stood out- the intimation that he won a MILLION on the lottery ticket that he purchased a week ago.It was not a bad day afterall!

Hips don't lie

The Infinity guy did the honours of tagging me and here I go.Guess this is my first proper tag.

Rules :
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOu must write that song name down, no matter how
4. Tag n no. of friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
-Babuji zara dheere chalo ( Dum)-My Ipod knows it the best!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
-Andang kaka kondakkari (Anniyan)-I am nowhere close to this

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
-Idhayam oru kovil (Idhaya kovil)-Aarghh this shuffle thingie...

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
-Kodana kodi ( Saroja)- Thats apt

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
-Endanenne ( Goal)-Dont ask me

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
-L-L-Lies (Diana King)-My Ipod ditched me..am good

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
-Saturday Night (Whigfield)-Got to ask them

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
-Adiradi ( Sivaji)-No adhiradi, they are damn sweet

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
-Come dance with me ( Dasavatharam)- Probably with TH

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
-Gori naal ishq mita (Bally Sagoo)-No guesses

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
-Pappu cant dance sala ( Jaane na ya jaane tu)-Lol, this is funny

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
-Aao na (Kyun ho gaya na)-Could be true

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
-Jai ho ( Slumdog Millionaire)-Whether it is true/ not, I love this selection

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
-Circus ( Britney Spears)- Uh oh, I never want to end up in a circus .

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
-Its the time to disco ( Kal ho na ho)-Not actually

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
-Lady Gaga ( Just dance)-I dont think so

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
-I will skip this one.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
-Calabria ( Enur Feat.Natasja)- Oh my!Definitely not

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
-Dating ( Boys)-Ayyo, I am off for now

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
-Kadhal Sadugudu ( Alaipayuthey)-Blame it on the shuffle setting

WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
-Oru Maalai ( Ghajini)- No this is nice

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
-Taxi Taxi ( Sakkarakatti)- You mean I would be run over by a taxi?

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
-Masakkali ( Dilli6)- I dont regret, its super cute

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
-Enigma Sadness ( Principles of lust)-Sadness and laugh? something is wrong

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
-Kajra re ( Bunty aur Bubli)- It makes me dance

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
-I am already married

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
-Dhoom machale ( Dhoom)- No not the song, but Isha Deol

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
-Bin tere sanam (club mix by Dj Apsy)-Oh boy

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
-How to name it ( Ilayaraja)- I wud never do it, he is a legend

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
-Marlyn Manroe ( Azhagiya Tamizh Magan)- Ya perfect

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
-Hips don't lie ( Shakira)- Ahh, guess this could pull in some crowd to my blog when typed on google.

Pheww, that was a long one.Now the real job of passing it on.

Carving a niche

Idiosyncratic ruminations

Guys, get it soon.

Lets talk

Me: Edey, you have been working like crazy. Lets unwind for sometime.

Th: ya sure. Where do we go?

Me: How about swimming? We could swim for an hour and then get into the hot tub and generally chit chat.

Th: Sounds good.Pack your gym bag.

After an hour of swimming, we get into the hot tub.

Me: So tell me

Th: Tell you what?

Me: You said we could talk and chit chat in the hot tub.

Th: Hmm ok

Me: So tell me edey

Th: blank

Me:???

I make yet another attempt after 15 mins

Th: hehe..what to say?

Me: Anything under the sun. Lets just chit chat about nothing

Th: blank...

Me: Ok, lets get going. Am off to the shower room.