Email ids have always been special, especially the first one that i created with Mailcity.And all those times I used to look forward to mails from friends and family and I got them too.Now, I only get some junk forwarded mails.So, I thought I will thank all my friends and other unkown people who have very religiously forwarded some crap, junk and chain letters to me
It is because of your kindness,
I gave up soft drinks after I found that they are good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped drinking water from outside for fear that I will fall ill with the cat shit and urine in that water.
I stopped going to cinema theatres for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I made some 101 wishes before forwrading those Dalai Lama, Ganesha Sthuthi, Tirupatji Balaji etc.
I also very obediently sent that mail from Microsoft which said Bill gates is sharing his fortune with people forwarding that junk mail. And trust me, I got my account credited with some $3791, you know its unbelievable!
I stopped taking an auto/ cab late night for fear of being drugged, raped and robbed of my kidneys.
Everytime I get a message "Orkut is deleteing your account, so please send this message to everyone to avoid deletion", I have sent that message to all those in my friend and enemy list.
I smell like some sewage for I stopped using perfumes and deodorants for fear of getting cancer.
The so called free Nokia phone and the Ipod never reached me.
I donated a dozen times to that Emily account, a sick girl who is suffering from Luekamia for the past 5 years, poor girl she is still 5 years old for the last 6 years.
I have stopped wearing lipstick for fear of LEAD content.
I have stopped ordering anything online for fear of misuse of my credit card.
I never won any lottery because I was the 9999999th visitor to that particular website you referred me to.
Now, if you donot send this to some 367021845 people within 10 seconds, you will step on cow's shit on the road sharp @ 6.30 p.m. and your life will be doomed.
GOD, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
Ps: This is my 50th post since I started blogging. Thank u for all ur patronage and support.
9 years ago